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I come up with one or two potential band-album-record label names a day. They're all words and prhases that stick out of conversation I hear in my day to day routine, and I just write 'em down. My first band had a name that was picked at random off a list similar to the following list. So, you never know. Feel free to use my genius for your profit.

Rules of use:
1. Please don't ask me how these phrases came up in everyday conversation.
2. Let me know if you have any awesome band names to add to my list.
3. If you want to claim one... let me know and I can A) take it off the list (or better yet) B) link it to your website!


  • Ham and Nerds
  • Fish Persuader
  • The Hop Droppers
  • Pool of Flats
  • Queen of Dung
  • Moderately Macho
  • The Fist Hickeys
  • The Spectacular Lasers
  • Thickness Machinerator
  • Squeeze Out
  • The Uppity Queers
  • Moore Booze Than Cheers
  • The Romaniacs
  • The Very Good Looking Roses
  • Jerky Shooter
  • Bunny Swan
  • Moose and the Dhingys
  • Nihilist with Eunuch Tendencies
  • P.P. and the Burn
  • Enigma Wrapped in a Fiddle
  • Lyrical End of the Hen
  • Sperm Packet
  • Uncle Reggie and the Inverted Mordents
  • Prowar Protesters
  • Stink Button
  • Vaguely Van
  • Poophole Loophole
  • Belle & the Balls
  • The Sea Frogs
  • Face Meat
  • Smallpox & Whiskey
  • The Texas Instruments
  • Sauce in the Void
  • Never a Screwdriver
  • Gayhem
  • Bitter Majority
  • The Barflowers
  • Dookie Howitzer
  • The Pirate Babies
  • Data Slut Machine
  • Sargeant Sausage & Das Sparnfarkle
  • An Extent of Rail
  • The Unknown Knowns
  • Light Sweet Crude
  • The Long Difference
  • Fundamental Soul Violation
  • Phantom Pain
  • The Smelly Wallets
  • Orange Schoenberg
  • Wet Willow
  • Tight Leather White Afro
  • The Flocking Pollocks
  • Attack Poodles and Drunk Monks
  • Joe and the Seniors
  • Tone Hole
  • Hunt the Wild Haggis
  • Lost in Dover
  • Austin Otto
  • Nation of Impolite People
  • Squid or Candy
  • Rutabaga
  • Ipecac Attack
  • Flushing Queens
  • The Beach Panthers
  • Eschew Shopping
  • Lance and the Boils
  • Pile of Reality
  • Eel Meal
  • Trivet
  • Vaguely Dykeish
  • The Smothering Family
  • Self-Sushi
  • The Pulverized Bivalves
  • Manly Lilac
  • Doggy Goggle
  • Urban Garlic
  • Sailing until my Eyes Bleed
  • No Nothing
  • Little Mental Field
  • Monkey Bump
  • Regular Weekend
  • Ham Accessories
  • Explodilizer
  • Death and Textiles
  • The Not Jesses
  • Instant Stinky
  • The Magic Viscosities
  • The Devil Boxes
  • Celery Sisters
  • Brewglass
  • Night Barn
  • The Ingots
  • The Floozies
  • Authoritative Apron Records
  • The Space Elevators
  • Beerfish
  • Jingly Shards 'O Death
  • Celeste and the Meat Packers
  • Lip Station
  • The Pigs and the Peeps
  • Freezin' Cheese
  • Striving for Lousiness
  • Peter Lorre Charm School
  • Meth Mouth
  • Charley Horse and the Vigorous Smile
  • Soundtrack to your Death
  • Bite My Bunny
  • Trifecta of Eye Pain
  • The Tofu Explosion
  • Crazy Ailment
  • Fish Disco
  • Double Boo
  • Sprig
  • Some Methodist
  • Otters Holding Hands
  • Scoffers Abound
  • The Jersey Contingent
  • The Bitchy Executive Customers
  • Eggs and Quarters
  • Metallic Omelette
  • Teeming
  • Blood Moustache
  • Whiskification
  • Sulfur Taco
  • Second Day Carrot
  • Loggard
  • Sleeping Fingers
  • The Cheeselings
  • Electric Frequency and the Shining Spray
  • Campylobacter
  • Tim & The Templates
  • The Firesanders
  • Hydraulic Wedgie
  • Jesus Police
  • The Jags
  • Genius Averted
  • Uncle Brad and the Beachers
  • Multiple of One
  • Internal Sea